Just a list, because there are many.
- “Pro-life” activists who are also pro-death-penalty
- “Family values” supporters who are fine with parents kicking their children out of the house because gay/trans/sexually active/pregnant.
- All those critics of “safe spaces” for people who are dealing with any kind of emotional stress/trauma who also want their whole entire lives to be a safe space for them and their actions.
- Christians who claim to care about the impoverished in their communities then outlaw feeding or housing homeless people.
- Free speech “advocates” who only want their own freedom of speech, but not anyone else’s.
- Believers in the “War on Religion” who see attacks on Christianity everywhere but are a-okay with antisemitism.
- People who celebrate Christmas to the nines while hating on immigrants and refugees.
- People who publicly and loudly celebrate Christmas without censorship or restrictions, and hysterically demand everyone else do so, but believe there is a “War on Christmas” because their favorite retailer has a “happy holidays” sign.
- Christianists demanding prayer in public schools who freak out if that prayer is Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim or Jewish.
- “Love the sinner, hate the sin” proponents who never manage to disavow hate crimes.
- Demanding respect and consideration for their leaders while actively attacking and disrespecting everyone else.
- Claiming that they are not racist while supporting racists.
- Claiming they they are not sexist while supporting misogynists.
- Disavowing the entire concept of “rape culture” while supporting sexual predators and rapists.
- White gun owners who feel that a black person with a gun is justification enough to shoot and kill them.
- “Bootstrapper” conservatives who demand that the government bail them out of every natural disaster.
- Furthermore, “bootstrapper” conservatives who receive any form of government assistance such as social security, Medicaid, unemployment benefits, social security disability benefits, etc.
- Anti-income tax activists who get mad because the public roads need repair.
- “Defenders of the US Constitution” who have never read the US Constitution.
- People who rage about our “overly litigious” society but then threaten to sue anyone who upsets them.
- Conservatives who defend or dismiss white people rioting over sports events but claim political protesters are a threat to national security.
- Those who are upset about the destruction of the traditional family unit but then rage at poor parents for trying to spend time with their kids instead of working 3 jobs.
- Furthermore, those who are upset about the destruction of the traditional family unit but have been divorced multiple times themselves.
- Creationists whose favorite movies are the Jurassic Park series.
- Racists who judge people solely based on their skin color but get upset when anyone makes sweeping judgments about racists.
Got any others?
